Halloween Humor

So, it's Halloween. The clerk at my gym is dressed as Elvis (and pulls off a pretty good one at that).

After my workout I go back to the front desk and say to Mark a.k.a. Elvis:

"I've lost an item...I wondered if maybe someone turned it in."

Mark/Elvis cocks an eyebrow at me as if to say, "Tell me what it is, thankyouverymuch."

Pause.

"It was a pair of blue suede shoes."

They just love me at my gym....

The Kid and Halloween

From a conversation with my three year old, over the phone:

Me: What are dressing up as for Halloween?

The Kid: Bud Light

Me: Bud Light?????

The Kid: Bud Light.

Me: (thinking) Have your mothers lost their minds?

LTR: (overhearing) Buzz Lightyear?

Me: Buzz Lightyear?

The Kid: To infinity and beyond...