20 Ways to Get Happy

Readers Digest offers "20 Simple Things You Can Do to Get Happy." There are actually 50 ways, but Reader's Digest condensed them.

Here's one:

Hum along. Music soothes more than the savage beast. Studies find music activates parts of the brain that produce happiness -- the same parts activated by food or sex.

So, hum your way to orgasm. Just not at one of my concerts, please.