No Nutz for Maryland Drivers

In a ballsy move, Maryland state Delegate LeRoy E. Myers, Jr. has introduced a bill that would ban those fake testicles from truck hitches (here's an example). He's serious, according to WaPo:

"People are making a joke out of it,"

Myers said testily.

"But I think it's a pretty serious problem. You have body parts hanging from the hitches of cars. We've crossed a line."

Myers is a Republican. I wonder how he'd feel about the fact I've spotted a truck with Texas plates and the faux nutz parked near the White House in an area reserved for White House staff? Wonder if he'd want to give him the sack?

One thing I don't think you'd ever see -- a pair of those things on a truck with a rainbow sticker. This is strictly tacky hetero humor. We gay boys don't hang our balls from truck hitches. We pierce them. Among other things.