Jimbo's 2008 Banned List

I would add:

Sean Hannity
Keith Olbermann
Fauxhawks
Drapers
Excessively long voice mail greetings (really: we all have known since the early 1990s we need to leave a name and number and that you're sorry you missed our call and you will get back to us as soon as you can and, oh yes, wait for the beep).