It's starting.
Opponents to same sex marriage have warned that recognition of same sex marriage was flouting God's law.
I'm already seeing the consequences in my aquarium.
This morning, I witnessed an unnatural crab-on-snail encounter. My hermit crab, Obi-Wan, had mounted one of the snails. "Uh-oh," I thought. "There goes the natural order of things." I watched in horror as Obi-Wan went for some hot slimy snail sex.
Actually, on second thought, I think he was just eating algae off the snail's shell.
Whew! A close call for the universe! But if the California Supreme Court overturns Prop 8 today, I'll be rushing back to my aquarium with great trepidation.
And if I get a hit on this page because someone googles "hot slimy snail sex" I am going to be very frightened.
1 comment:
That is too funny.
A lesser (more ignorant bible thumping) man would've thrown rocks at them to get them to stop or something. LoL
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