Federal Security Clearance Interview

Yesterday I was interviewed by an Office of Personnel Management investigator who is looking into the background of a friend of mine for her security clearance as an appointee in the Obama Admin.

Here's part of the interview:

Q: What types of social events did you and she attend together?

A: We used to go down to the Hookah bar and hang out after our al Qaeda sleeper cell meetings.

Those Federal agents have no sense of humor.

Al Qaeda Mormans and Mormons on Mormons

Average Gay Joe has two funny video clips lampooning Mormon conformity and Al Qaeda recruitment efforts.

Quote of note:

"Wow, that buns of steel thing is really paying off..."

Here and here.