Madonna -- a True Conservative

If you really listen to the lyrics of Madonna's songs you can only come to the conclusion she's an arch-conservative!

That's the conclusion of Juste Mileu. The top three most conservative songs:

1. Like a Virgin. A chastity promise set to music, this hit glorifies virginity and reminds us that born-again virgins can be just as chaste—and sexy—as any other kind. In this song, Madonna teaches us that a saving oneself can be a struggle, but it is worth it when you find that one true love: “I made it through the wilderness/Somehow I made it through/Didn't know how lost I was/Until I found you”

2. Papa Don’t Preach. In this battle cry against big government, she’s not going to let those nanny liberals talk her into an abortion: “I’ve made up my mind/ I’m keeping my baby. Ooh. I’m gonna keep my baby. Ooh, yeah.”

3. Music. The bourgeoisie and the rebel come together to dance. Take that Karl Marx.

Go here for the full list (hat tip: Madge fan A.D.)