Yes! The ultimate Britney Spears experience. You can be the proud owner of Britney's shorn locks for the low-low price of $1 million dollars!Oh Lord. What idiot would spend that much money for crap like this. Oh wait...they're throwing in Britney's Bic lighter and the can of Red Bull she was drinking at the time. Now you're talking!
Seriously, someone of a higher power needs to stop all this and get poor Ms. Spears back on track. Higher power. Hmm....Oprah, where are you when we need you?
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Oprah? How about Madonna? She's turning out to be the sanest of the them all. :)
Even Madonna had to go to Oprah for her blessing when she adopted that kid.
Oprah has all the power. That's why she scares me so.
That is just disturbing! (My hair barely fetched ten bucks on eBay!)
I am impressed Scott of your knowledge of pop culture - you ARE right about Madonna going to Oprah to get her blessing about the adoption....somehow that slipped my mind. Oprah is the answer.
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