See? He really wasn't in the pew during the "God damn America sermon." He was on the StairMaster.
Does it bother anyone else that he has to be defensive about not going to church? The most connected to God I ever felt was alone, high in the Peruvian Andes. No church, no preacher, no steeple. Just God. And me. And great cardio. Perhaps StairMaster is the true stairway to Heaven.
And I like songwriter Jay Brannan's take:
Why don't the Gideon's put condoms in the drawers?
Bibles don't save many people anymore.
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The reason the Gideons don't place condoms being that they would be required to use holey condoms and those holes would totally defeat the purpose.
-C
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