Courtesy of Craig's List
We had an amusing encounter with a Dominoe's Pizza clerk once. I'm lactose intolerant, so when the LTR and I order pizza we usually get half sans cheese. So one evening, the LTR calls Dominoes and says:
LTR: We'd like a large, pepperoni, green pepper, olives
Dominoes Clerk: OK
LTR: And no cheese on half
DC: No cheese on half?
LTR: Right no cheese on half.
DC: Which half?
LTR: What?
DC: You want a large, pepperoni, green pepper, olive pizza with no cheese on half. Which half doesn't get the cheese?
LTR: Uh, the right half?
I swear this really happened. And the pizza arrived -- as usual -- with cheese on the whole thing.
1 comment:
Hi Scott,
Love the blog. Your pizza story made me think of a story my cousin told me. His name is Rich, and he was on an airplane...
Stewardess: Would you like some coffee, sir?
Rich: Sure. (Takes a drink) Ouch, this is hot! Could you put some ice cubes in to cool it off?
Stewardess (returning five minutes later): I'm sorry sir, I've tried putting ice cubes in your coffee as you requested, but they keep melting.
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