There's this gas station convenience store empire around these parts based in Altoona, PA called Sheetz. It's like WaWa or 711. There were two of these stores in my college town that were good for some midnight snacking.
They had a english muffin sandwich that was really a knock-off of the McMuffin called a Shmuffin. My best friend in the entire world and I called the Shmegmuffin. Don't really remember why or how it even ever came to be, but it's fun to say. For me, anyway. Probably not so much for you.
I like Katie because she seems like she'd be fun to go shopping with. That doesn't discount my affection for Brian Williams. He could read the phone book to me all night and I'd be happy.
Don't say it around Katie Couric...it'll get you slapped.
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I can't say panties. Or moist. The syllables just won't form in my mouth, especially in conjunction with each other.
And I'm standing my my Katie no matter what! I never ever watched the Today show, but I TiVo the CBS news every day. :)
Smegma tops my list. Don't really care for the word "poop" either. Give me shit any day (don't truly mean that, literally or figuratively)
Why Katie?
There's this gas station convenience store empire around these parts based in Altoona, PA called Sheetz. It's like WaWa or 711. There were two of these stores in my college town that were good for some midnight snacking.
They had a english muffin sandwich that was really a knock-off of the McMuffin called a Shmuffin. My best friend in the entire world and I called the Shmegmuffin. Don't really remember why or how it even ever came to be, but it's fun to say. For me, anyway. Probably not so much for you.
I like Katie because she seems like she'd be fun to go shopping with. That doesn't discount my affection for Brian Williams. He could read the phone book to me all night and I'd be happy.
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