In recent years, testing has revealed the potentially serious health impacts of phthalates. Studies on rats and mice
Okay stop right there. I'm picturing a scene in the lab: "Uh, professor? I can't get the little mouse dildo in, the little bugger won't hold still!" I wonder if they made a "lifelike" reproduction from Mickey?
Anyway, the research shows that this chemical can cause cancer and reproductive problems. The phthalates will leach out of the product when exposed to, well, heat and friction, not to mention lipids (i.e., fat). Those of you who scrub your dildos in hot water in bleach may be turning your favorite sex toy into a cancer stick.
What can the horny-but-enviro-and-health conscious-enthusiast do?
Again, according to Grist:
The most ecologically correct choices may be metal or hardened glass dildos -- which, with their elegant, streamlined shapes (and sometimes hefty price tags) can double as modernist sculptures."No, mom, that's just a decoration. Please put it back on the bookshelf..."
You can also get a product called the "Solar Vibe," a vibrator wired to a small solar panel. "Excuse me, you're blocking the sun, and I was getting close."
The Solar Vibe would be a great stocking stuffer (wink, wink) for the green members of your family.
I thought briefly that maybe the best option is the real thing...but they come attached to people who must be warmed, cooled, clothed and fed and damn if that doesn't lead to carbon emissions!
For more on greening up your sex life, read this article from Grist.
