Northern VA (NoVa) vs. Rest of VA (RoVA)

From the Post's style section. It seems to have gotten some people annoyed.

· In RoVa, they hope the South will rise again. In NoVa, they hope the souffle will.

· In NoVa, a lab is the family dog. In RoVa, a lab is the family meth business.

· In NoVa, people spend their dough at Starbucks, shooting the breeze. In RoVa, people spend time in the breeze, shooting does and bucks.

· In NoVa, a "fur piece" is something a woman wears on a special occasion. In RoVa, a "fur piece" is unit of distance.

· In RoVa, people pick blackberries. In NoVa, people click BlackBerrys.

· In NoVa, they listen to NPR. In RoVa, they listen to the NRA.

· NoVa has Crate & Barrel. RoVa has Cracker Barrel.

· NoVa: Chain Bridge. RoVa: Chain saw.

· In RoVa, they like freshly killed venison. In NoVa, they like Alfred, Lord Tennyson.