Monday, January 05, 2009

What They Say and What They Mean

After being in a relationship with someone for more than two decades you really do almost learn to read minds.

For example, I came home tonight and, while changing from my bike clothes, plugged my iPod into the radio alarm next to the bed and turned it on. On random play it was Julie Andrews singing "If I Loved You" from Carousel. The LTR comes in and says, "I need to set the alarm, I'm sleeping in tomorrow...oh I can't set it while that bitch is singing" and walked out.

Actually, he verbalized "while she is singing." The "that bitch" was silent.

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