I decided to find out just what kind of elitist I am, and took the elitist quiz. My result said:
Your CD collection is almost as big as your ego, and you can most likely play an instrument or three. You're a real hit at parties, but you're SO above karaoke.
What people love: You're instant entertainment. Unless you play the oboe.
What people hate: Your tendency to sing louder than the radio and compare everything to a freaking song.
Well, actually, my ego is much bigger than my ample CD collection. And I can play three instruments, one of the them well, one of them ok and the other, well, at least it's not the oboe.
And I don't compare everything to a freaking song. They're called symphonies, dahling. And hand me that bottle of Chablis.