Saturday, May 10, 2008

What Kind of Elitist Are You? (Mandatory Quiz for Obama Supporters)

Since I'm for Obama, and therefore by default and guilt by association, I'm an elitist.

I decided to find out just what kind of elitist I am, and took the elitist quiz. My result said:

Your CD collection is almost as big as your ego, and you can most likely play an instrument or three. You're a real hit at parties, but you're SO above karaoke.
What people love: You're instant entertainment. Unless you play the oboe.
What people hate: Your tendency to sing louder than the radio and compare everything to a freaking song.

Well, actually, my ego is much bigger than my ample CD collection. And I can play three instruments, one of the them well, one of them ok and the other, well, at least it's not the oboe.

And I don't compare everything to a freaking song. They're called symphonies, dahling. And hand me that bottle of Chablis.


Anonymous said...

I'm a book snob.

"You speak eloquently and have seemingly read every book ever published. You are a fountain of endless (sometimes useless) knowledge, and never fail to impress at a party."

"What people love: You can answer almost any question people ask, and have thus been nicknamed Jeeves."

"What people hate: You constantly correct their grammar and insult their paperbacks."

Matty said...

You know which wines go best with which foods, and you can make New York City's finest sommalier feel like a kid at a keg party. You wanna take that Emeril guy and beat him with a stick, but really - you've got more class than that.

What people love: You know the best restaurants and what their specialties are.

What people hate: Every waiter in town wants to mangle your pretentious ass.

Anonymous said...

So would I be living up to stereotype as a "book and language snob" if I pointed out that the quiz writer misspelled both "souvenirs" and "sommelier"?

Anonymous said...

And entree.