I decided to find out just what kind of elitist I am, and took the elitist quiz. My result said:
Your CD collection is almost as big as your ego, and you can most likely play an instrument or three. You're a real hit at parties, but you're SO above karaoke.
What people love: You're instant entertainment. Unless you play the oboe.
What people hate: Your tendency to sing louder than the radio and compare everything to a freaking song.
Well, actually, my ego is much bigger than my ample CD collection. And I can play three instruments, one of the them well, one of them ok and the other, well, at least it's not the oboe.
And I don't compare everything to a freaking song. They're called symphonies, dahling. And hand me that bottle of Chablis.
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I'm a book snob.
"You speak eloquently and have seemingly read every book ever published. You are a fountain of endless (sometimes useless) knowledge, and never fail to impress at a party."
"What people love: You can answer almost any question people ask, and have thus been nicknamed Jeeves."
"What people hate: You constantly correct their grammar and insult their paperbacks."
You know which wines go best with which foods, and you can make New York City's finest sommalier feel like a kid at a keg party. You wanna take that Emeril guy and beat him with a stick, but really - you've got more class than that.
What people love: You know the best restaurants and what their specialties are.
What people hate: Every waiter in town wants to mangle your pretentious ass.
So would I be living up to stereotype as a "book and language snob" if I pointed out that the quiz writer misspelled both "souvenirs" and "sommelier"?
And entree.
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