Saturday, August 11, 2007

Stand to the Right, Already

Here's another idea, beyond making announcements telling DC Metro riders to stand to the right on station elevators (so all us self-important Washingtonians can get to work faster and screw up the world more quickly).

Have a couple of fare machines designated "Tourist Fares" at each station. That way the tourists can all clump together and wait on each other as they try to figure out how to buy fare cards for their eight kids.

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