If Ted Haggard's Not Gay

...after three weeks of "intensive counselling," then fellow blogger Scott at Reality Cubed has decided he can renounce his "tall identified lifestyle:"

Sure I'm 6'3" but I no longer identify myself as tall. Please do not address me as such.

The power of Jesus has convinced me that not only is my former "tall lifestyle" wrong, it's bad for society.

In short, NOBODY IS BORN TALL!

Read the whole thing here.

He's inspired me. I am no longer identifying as a brown-eyed, middle-aged white gay male. I'm now identifying as Turkish model Burak Ozcivit: