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Welcoming two blogs to my blog roll this morning, both by the same blogger -- Shannon! Check out Incompetent Advice (hardly that) and Disaffected Scanner Jockey. In the latter Shannon details her doomed attempt to become a flight attendant for a regional propeller airline:

And I almost forgot about the uniforms. Which you had to pay for yourself. They were made of a fascinating sandpaper/polyester hybrid fabric. The things even smelled flammable. If the plane went down, everyone would die. That's because there would be no flight attendants left to remind people about their seat cushion flotation devices. The attendants and their poly-blend getups would have all combusted at the first spark.